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Friday, January 25, 2019

Banksy Installation

I don't know if I mentioned it, but the dinosaur theme park is actually an abandoned theme park. A long abandoned theme park. From what I can gather the idea of the place was that one walk a short distance down the path and there would be robotic dinosaurs that would peak out here and there. They would roar their mechanical roars. It sounds great, but the years since have not been kind to the place. The forest has grown to wild proportions. There isn't even a faint outline of a path anymore. We did see one dinosaur though. A long necker. It was peaking out of the trees. It had orange rust stains and was covered in bird droppings. It was weird. I kept thinking I was in a Banksy art installation. It was like it was supposed to mean something. What, I have no idea. Oh well, time to find a baby elephant.

Friday, January 11, 2019

The Mission

We were briefed on our mission which was to rescue a baby elephant. The baby elephant was supposed to be a gift for a rich family, but the elephant never made it to them. It got lost in a dinosaur theme park. The man with the silver hair said there was no time to explain details. Such as why this elephant is so important. He didn't even explain how we're supposed to capture the baby elephant. I don't really care though. I look forward to this new adventure.

Friday, January 4, 2019

No Effect

We stared into his unflinching grey eyes for close to an hour. Eventually Olivia called it. "Looks liked you survived." Olivia says. "I told you they were not poisonous." He replies. Olivia shrugs. "You could have built up an immunity.Like that guy in Princess Bride." It is obvious that the man is frustrated, but he holds his tounge. He walks over to the dessert table. He carefully picks up the tray of chocolate covered strawberries. He then tosses them out the window. He turns to us after he does so. "There, now can you trust me?" Olivia smiles. "Yeah, I don't know why you didn't do that in the first place."