FreeFall

I free fall faster than a speeding bullet. In a desperate attempt to avoid being splattered on the ground, I flapped my arms. Of course it did not work. I did, however, have one more idea. I waved my cape manically. I thought the bright red swaying in the wind would catch the marksman's attention. My plan worked, perhaps a little too well. Within moments an arrow was fired at me. The arrow grazed my left shoulder and pierced my cape. I assumed, naturally that the arrow would exit through my cape. That wasn't exactly the case. It remained stuck to my cape while flying forcefully through the air. It eventually impaled itself on a nearby tree, leaving me suspended by my cape.