Cafeteria Announcement

The cafeteria is packed, completely packed. It's as if every single employee decided that at 12 the Wellness Center will be shut down for an hour so all can eat. It's perfect for Todd's announcement of our latest adventure.I don't believe this is a good idea. I don't think that anyone needs to know, at least not now. All it will do is create mass hysteria. This is out of my hands though. Todd wants an announcement, so that's what he'll get. He stands in the center of the cafeteria. Olivia and I stand on either side of him. He speaks with the loud authority of an old timey pastor. Fire and brimstone spews from his mouth. "Listen up. You people have no idea how close you came to utter destruction." The chatter and noise immediately stops. All eyes and ears are directed towards Todd. Except for Peter's that is. His back is turned to us the entire time. I can't see him, but I know he has a smirk on his face. "We all would have died if it wasn't for these two." Todd continues. "What happened?" A minotaur asks. "It doesn't matter. Just know that a great deal of thanks and gratitude is owed to them." "But what happened?" A random employee asks. "It doesn't matter." Todd says. A cafeteria worker bangs a tray. "Yes, it does. We need to know." She shouts. Everyone gathered in the cafeteria agree with her. They all talk amongst themselves. Some of them stand. Todd, who is somehow oblivious to the whole goings on, turns to us. "It's time to meet your adoring public. " He says, while slapping us on our backs.